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Be Prepared...For the MasterMASTERBe Prepared...For the Master by Ghostpaint1
[spoken] I never thought of humans as necessary,
They're a weak and degenerate race.
But perhaps they can help make me,
The Master of all Time and Space.
[sung] I notice your skills at advancement
Are, let's face it, not much to see.
As you are, you need enhancement!
You better start listening to me.
It's clear from your faulty ascension
Your days are numbered, it's true.
But I offer a chance at redemption!
So here's what you're going to do.
You prepare for a glorious conquest.
Be prepared for a trip across time.
A shiny new expanse
Awaits you in the past.
And where do we factor?
Just listen to Master.
You'll think it sounds morbid,
But you'll be rewarded
When I'm finally in charge of it all!
And entirely beyond compare.
[spoken] Prepare for what, Master?
[spoken] For the subjugation of the human race!
[spoken] What?! Master will not enslave us!
[spoken] Not you, you stupid apes.
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